You've already tried to call ahead and put your name on the list for the new Cheesecake Factory.
Here are a few of my other favorites:
You play in four bands made up of different combinations of the same six people.
The word "Wang" just isn't funny anymore.
You cock your neck slightly to the right and repeat, "Darian Trotter, Channel 4 News."
You speak along with the U-Scan at Kroger.
You bought Dave Ramsey's book with a credit card.
Your new guilty pleasure is circling the new Hustler Hollywood in your car because the Musica statue just isn't doing it for you anymore.(okay, so it's tacky, but funny!)
You go to Faith Night at the Nashville Sounds because the beer line is short.
It's easier to buy alcohol than antihistamines.
Okay, my only beef is that there should be a limit as to how many entries you can make. Some people have too much time on their hands, seriously. But, it's still fun, so check out this week's Scene. -click here-